Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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