you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
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