she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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