Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I woke up this morning wearing my tux shirt and jacket, but no pants.
______ was pissed. My breath tastes like tequila and doritos, and I couldn't get it up.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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