If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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