how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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