im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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