I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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