I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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