I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
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