I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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