What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
So much Jack, so little girl.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
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