i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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