Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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