Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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