do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize
