She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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