I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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