what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
The beers last night were like the tears from god
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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