capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
