just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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