they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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