I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
He shit in the fireplace
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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