Where is the hickey?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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