Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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