I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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