Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Send help, water and tortillas.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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