dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
We don't watch enough power rangers
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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