I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Randomize
