I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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