Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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