he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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