The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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