It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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