My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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