brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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