I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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