Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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