I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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