He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
So vagazzling was a success
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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