I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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