your thong is hanging out like whoa
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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