And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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