Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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