oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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