Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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