You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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