Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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