The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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