Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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